Ben Mills:

Raised in the rugged woodlands of Massachusetts, Ben has taken the Oregon sporting community by storm, displaying near inhuman abilities on the kickball field, among many other athletic pursuits.  Seemingly fueled by cheap beer, this high-powered prototype was never seriously considered for mass production, making him a standout in any crowd.

Ben Mills finished 3rd in Bocce and 14th overall.

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Ben Paplow

Ben Paplow has spent the last few months in New Zealand training with the ancient Kiwi arts of billiards, darts, and drinking. Having quickly made a name for himself, he is ready to return to the states for the biggest sporting event of the year. Prepare yourself, for within this champion beats the heart of a leisurely gentleman, patiently waiting to kick some ass.

Ben P took 16th overall and managed to look good in a pinkie ring.

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Billy "Bubbles" Talbert
Billy Talbert's true origins are unknown, yet several rumors persist.
One states that he comes from a distant land and was bred for the sole purpose of excelling in the art of the leisure sports.
Another claims that he was begat by a union of stellar gasses in a distant galaxy. Thus giving him super human powers that can only be seen when combined with the exact recipe found in earth's Pabst Blue Ribbon.
The most popular theory is perhaps the one about the pregnant woman that was attacked by a robot-lion-samurai-magician

Billy Talbert placed 2nd in mini-golf and 8th overall.

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Brett Cline

Geez, it’s always hard to write these bios, but here goes.  I am a man of leisure interested in darts, bowling, pool, croquet and mini golf looking for a championship trophy for a LTR.  I’m the kinda guy who will work really hard to win you and promise to always keep you on a pedestal.  Must be OK with me passing you around to all my friends.

Brett placed 2nd in pool and 10th overall.  He also sang Metallica.

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Cam Levine
As the sun shone in all its midday splendor, a mighty stream of urine cascaded down unto all who opposed him.  Among the scattered and desperate cries of his competition, the Champ himself could be heard to bellow, "There can be only one, and his name is Cam."




Cam placed 1st in bowling and 2nd overall. 

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Carey Caldwell
The sheer magnitude of manliness and masculinity that emanates forth
from my maleness will cause all to fall and cower before me on my path
to glory and SLO championship immortality.


Carey finished 12th overall and had the most horrifying bio picture in history.

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Carter Lanoux
Recently had my balls bronzed will not hesitate to crown anyone who stands in my way, unless I get as drunk as last year and misplace them


Carter placed 4th in darts and 9th overall.  His warm up jam is "What's Love Got to Do with It?"

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Dennis Gaffney

Dennis placed 2nd in bowling and bocce and 6th overall.  He apparently only has one shirt.

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"Little" Erik Wilson
Erik Wilson is watching over your shoulder as you read this.  When you turned around just now to look?  That was foolish.  Erik Wilson just melted into the shadows.  He knows your movements.  He knows you better than you know yourself.  He knows all about what you did last summer.  Erik Wilson is still watching you, friend.  And Erik Wilson doesn't like what he sees.



Erik took 1st place in horseballs and finished 4th overall.
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Jevon Schooley
There comes a time when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold
loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that
is left is me kicking your ass.



Jevon took 4th in bowling and 10th overall.

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Ken Roko
Ken's life hasn't been easy.  He started off at the bottom. As some of you may know, he was born a poor black child and all day long around the house, he'd sing the blues. Then in 2008 he heard about the Super Leisure Olympics, and he knew that this is where it's at for him. This is the kind of manliness he enjoys.  At that moment he knew these are his kind of people.  So he decided to make this competition fair.  He decided to become white. He had his cock shortened and his skin lightened. He's still black from the waist up and neck down.  With his transformation complete, he got a spot in the '08 SLO and is ready to dominate you silly little bitches.



Ken took 1st place in bocce and 5th overall.  Ken won the party.

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Matt Atkins
Reigning SLO '07 Champion of the Party!  Those who dareth taketh the hateth away, meet the wrath of Fooqua.  Full of determination and stout desire to dominate all you amatuers!  Now a 3-time bowling champion, he has the heart of a champion and covets only one thing...SLO CHAMPIONSHIP '08!  Come get the 'brero or go home B's!  3....2....1.........."It's the final Countdown"!


Fooqua took 3rd in bowling and 3rd overall.

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Nate Skon
Nate's no stranger to the Litany of Leisure.  He's competed in a semi-pro bowling circuit in the Midwest, launched a collegiate Suzy Sticks tournament at UW-Madison, and played croquet daily in his developing years.  Prepare yourself for incessant belittling and greater familiarity with losing to Mariachi's.



Nate took 1st in mini-golf, 1st in croquet, and 1st overall.

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Rich DeCoste
Rich DeCoste, better known as Lucha is a strapping young competitor from the deserts of Arizona.  Lucha is widely known for this tiger like prowess on and off the court.  Few people comprehend the lack of respect Lucha has for his own liver.  All SLO competitors should fear this "Liverless Tiger".  The Vegas odd makers have Lucha a 3 to 1 favorite to take home the coveted SLO 08 championship.


Rich took 1st in pool and 13th overall.

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Scotty Mazariegos
Its not the size of my trophy's, its how many I have!


Scotty tied for 3rd in mini golf and took 15th overall.

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Sean Chalmers
The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
In other words... your Mom!!

All you need to know about me is you are going to lose and you'll have fun doing it!

Sugha!

 
Sean took 3rd in pool and finished 7th overall.